"Plus, Dominate is good (TM). "
by Matt Green
mgreen02@entomology-mansions.co.uk


With apologies to The Rembrants:


So no one told you V:TES had to be like this
Your deck's sucks hard, no decent cards will ever
come into your fist

And now you're stuck between two neebie geeks
They've got black tees, clan pins
And smell like they haven't washed for weeks
and..

Dominate's busteeeeeeed
When the Deflections fall like rain
Dominate's busteeeed
'cos it's got Mind Rape
Dominate's busteeeed
And it'll destroy yoooooooou

You transferred down to ten
and just got bled for eight
On the end of a bleed-bounce chain
Things are going great

The newsgroup warned there'd be games like these
But it didn't tell you you'd be forced to make
Desperate cross-table pleas

Dominate's busteeeeeeed
When the Deflections fall like rain
Dominate's busteeeed
'cos it's got Mind Rape
Dominate's busteeeed
And it'll destroy yoooooooou

No one will ever help you
Not even try a rescue
Seems the only one who knows
How to play this game's me
My grand pred's always bleeding
At zero stealth, then laying Conditioning
Whilst my predator smirks and declares blocking
Even at my best I'm screwed by you, yeah

And now you're stuck between two neebie geeks
They've got black tees, clan pins
And smell like they haven't washed for weeks
and..

Dominate's busteeeeeeed....